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The idea struck me quite suddenly as this past election day approached.

First of all, communism and socialism have had a bad rap in many parts of the world, and maybe it is undeserved. Perhaps if the average pinko commie had a healthy, hearty breakfast he would be able to make better decisions for the government and for himself. Perhaps the PEOPLE would benefit from a simple motivating meal in the morning as they break their fast.

Second, take for granted that

  • A - Your average pinko commie doesn't have time for a healthy breakfast as he is too busy inciting revolution.
  • B - The proletariat is too listless and unmotivated to make breakfast.
  • C - The bourgeoisie would rather suck on tepid duck fat and dull, lifeless rubles than eat a healthy meal.

Finally, remember what your mother told you a million times: "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!" -Mom

Put this all together and I think you'll see where I'm coming from.

Now, find out how the idea is executed.


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